Top Ten Awesomely Stupid Michael Steele Quotes

My theory about Michael Steele is this: he’s actual one of the greatest actors ever, and this is his best performance art to date. A long, amazing piece of performance art that will be unveiled as the most brilliant bit of acting in our lifetime when he finally throws off the RNC cap and says “just kidding, everyone.”

This list is pretty good, except that they’re missing my favorite quote: when Michael Steele sent some “slum love” to Bobby Jindhal. That was inspired. See? Nobody could say that unless they were performing. Wait and see, people.