Sometimes I really hate DC.

This is one of those times. I mean, look at this:

Haiti is in the midst of a devastating crisis, with reportedly hundreds of thousands dead or insured, and all our intrepid Beltway bunch can talk about is how some Coakley staffer may or may not have pushed some asshat from The Weekly Sub-Standard into a railing?

It makes me sad. I have just donated more to the Red Cross, on behalf of all the bloggers and gossip-mongers too busy to bother in my city.