Tea Partiers and Rubio and CPAC, oh, my.

Every year entitled white frat boys in bad suits swarm my neighborhood during CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Committee’s yearly event. And every year, when it’s over, I silently congratulate myself for the remarkable restraint I’ve shown in not beating to death a single one of them, even when they stand in giant groups DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE METRO ESCALATOR DURING RUSH HOUR COMPLAINING ABOUT PAYING TAXES WHILE RIDING A SYSTEM THAT THEIR TAXES (BARELY KIND OF) PAY FOR.

But this year might be different. The tea partiers are coming to CPAC. And this guy is coming to CPAC, busting fat rhymes like these:

“Politicians need the truth, it will set you free, and I hope you paid attention to the march on D.C. …Liberalism is like a cancerous tumor, just look at Harry Reid, Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.”

I don’t know if this means I’ll be even more irritated, or more entertained. Hopefully the latter.