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Please Don’t Be an Idiot this November

September 23, 2010

Yes, the Democrats have been, by and large, disappointing. Yes, although they’ve gotten some things done, it sure hasn’t felt like much, or enough, or the right things. Yes, progress has been slow, and the Democrats refuse to fight the way they should, the way we want them too. Yes, they are in fact mostly total pussies.

But. Before you even THINK about sitting the elections in November out, remember this: Republicans are counting on people like you to NOT VOTE, because their people sure as hell will. And if they take over the House and maybe even the Senate, do not think it will just be “more of the same.”  Why?

Because Dems have passed health care. A watered-down version, maybe, but we can improve it and fix it. Dems have passed legislation so that credit card companies can’t screw you over anymore. Dems passed Lily Ledbetter, another step toward equal pay for equal work. Dems have defended things like Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid and fixing our broken immigration system and they oppose Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and they are currently trying to extend tax cuts for the middle class and programs to help employ the poor and even if they are weak and pathetic and in the pockets of lobbyists Democrats STILL, by and large, are much much better than Republicans would be.

What would Republicans do? They would repeal health care, for starters. They would cut government services for the poor and disabled and elderly. They would cut school funding and advocate firing teachers if they can’t or don’t teach to the test, no matter what the circumstances of the child being tested might be. They would shrink government, resulting in lost jobs for teachers and firefighters and cops and lots of other people we rely on. They would extend tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans and bring back, yet again, two rusty old standbys: a missle defense system and trickledown economics–two things we know don’t work and will cost us billions. They’ll outsource more of our jobs overseas, privatize Social Security, scale back Wall Street reform in favor of the speculators, undermine worker safety laws, and finally, if they don’t get their way, they’ll shut down the government.

How do I know Republicans will do all of these things? Because they’ve told us they will.

So please. Do not try to tell me you just don’t care. Do not try to tell me that they’re “all the same.” Don’t try to tell me you’re tired or busy or just not inspired anymore. Because if you do not go out there and vote, crazy people (Sharon Angle, Christine O’Donnell, Carl Paladino, Rand Paul) will win and will take over our government and if you think things are bad NOW…just wait until next year. These people think government is evil, that we should all fend for ourselves, that if we want roads and schools and parks that we should pay for those things ourselves and if we can’t afford to pay (just like those lucky duckies who can’t afford to pay taxes) then we should just eat cat food and die. These people are NUTS. You do not want them in charge.

And if NONE of this wins you over in any way–then please vote for my sake. And the sake of my kids that I want to have someday, and who I want to grow up in a world where they can still hope to be anything they want to be and to still have a shot at what we used to call the American Dream.  This may not happen anyway. But it surely won’t happen if we let Republicans be in charge again.

Please?

Happy Labor Day a Little Late; Michael Moore is Awesome

September 7, 2010 — 6 Comments

His response to Rahm E.’s alleged “Fuck the UAW” comment? Brilliant. For instance:

Did you know that back when I was a kid if you had a parent making a union wage, only one parent had to work?! And they were home by 3 or 4pm, 5:30 at the latest! We had dinner together! Dad had four weeks paid vacation. We all had free health and dental care. And anyone with decent grades went to college and it didn’t fucking bankrupt them. (And if you ever used the F-word, the nuns would straighten you out in ways that even you couldn’t bear to hear about).

Then a Republican fired all the air traffic controllers, a Democrat gave us NAFTA and millions of jobs were moved overseas (hey, didn’t you work in that White House, too? “Fuck the UAW, baby!”). Unions got scared and beaten down, a frat boy became president and, like a drunk out of control, spent all our fucking money and our children’s money, too. Fuck.

And now your assistant’s grandma has to work at fucking McDonald’s. Ask her for pictures of what the middle class life used to look like. It was effing cool! I’ll bet grandma doesn’t say “Fuck the UAW!”

Happy (late) Labor Day to anyone who’s every worked long hours at a tough job, or two tough jobs, just to make ends meet. I’m sure that includes just about everyone I know, since I don’t know too many rich people. Or, really, any, now that I think about it.

On Being Disappointed in Barack Obama

September 2, 2010 — 1 Comment

In the past few months, I’ve had a lot of friends (particularly DC policy wonks) ask me how I can be disappointed with President Obama when he’s accomplished so much! I’ve answered that the accomplishments didn’t DO enough, that if passing bills doesn’t bring change it doesn’t matter, that his administration has betrayed labor, that they’ve been too hard on teachers in trying to push for education reform–probably because they don’t really understand the problems that beset education and teachers, that he’s been too willing to compromise on the things that we never should have compromised on, that he squandered his goodwill too early. But my disappointment – as one of the earliest Obama supporters, I’ve believed in his ability to bring change for so long so it hurts all the more now – has made me inarticulate and incoherent on the subject.

Luckily, I have a very articulate, much-smarter friend and colleague who has summed up the reasons for disappointment in a sharp, spot-on piece on his blog. Jason Lefkowitz, speaking for me and for many, many other disappointed progressives:

In the final analysis, the measure of a President is not how many programs he passes, or how sweeping those programs are. It’s how those initiatives impact the lives of the American people. The bills and the programs are not the ball game; they are merely the ball.

And while it is true that the Obama agenda has been legislatively ambitious, it has also been, in practical terms, invisible to people outside Washington, D.C. A stimulus was passed, true; but it was so severely gimped that it barely dented the unemployment rate. Health reform was passed, true; but the parts that will touch most peoples’ lives won’t take effect until 2014. Financial reform was passed, true; but the “too big to fail” banks that dragged us into financial crisis managed to pull most of its teeth. And so forth.

Plenty of bills have been passed, in other words; but for the average American, very little has changed in their daily lives. They still live in fear of losing their job or their health insurance. They still struggle under the burden of crushing credit card interest and deceptive fees from their banks. They still see their government run with greater concern for the tender sensibilities of hedge fund billionaires than for the future of the middle class.

They voted for change, but when they look around, there is precious little change to be seen.

In Washington, the wonks doth protest too much. “He’s passed bills! Look! Legislation! See!” But when I talk to my parents, my friends, my loved ones back home in the Midwest, they don’t focus on those legislative accomplishments. They still like Obama and they give him credit for the health care bill and other achievements–but they don’t see the change. They still see friends losing jobs. They still have family members who can’t afford health care. They still see the down economy, see growth continuing to lag, can easily imagine it tanking again. They wonder where the change is that that voted for. They wonder whose champion Obama really is. They don’t believe he’s bad for the country, or wrong for America, but they don’t see things getting better. So what do legislative accomplishments matter to them?

Jason’s whole piece is here. And it’s well-worth reading.

Top Ten Failed Celebrity Political Campaigns

August 11, 2010

The list (via Bookslut) is here, at Time.

My question: why are there so many writers on this list? Is there something about writing that makes one feel qualified to run an exceptionally terrible campaign? Or what?

More Stuff to Read

July 27, 2010

Ethel Rohan’s short shorts in the new FriGG. Well, really the whole new FriGG. Fantastic and beautiful as always.

This crazy good, original, terrifying, funny, moving story by Greg Gerke in Annalemma.

We always knew it, didn’t we, ladies? Now you can confirm it by reading this piece on the myth of the fairer sex, in the American Prospect.

Can liberalism still win? Jon Chait thinks, yes, we can. (Okay, that was cheap. But read this anyway.)

Anyone else heading to Netroots Nation 2010?

July 21, 2010

Tomorrow I get on a plane to Vegas and head to the Netroots Nation 2010 convention. (For those who don’t know, NN is a yearly gathering of progressive bloggers and activists. Kind of like AWP for liberal bloggers.)

Anyone else going? If you are, stop by the UFCW’s booth in the exhibition hall and say hi, or come to the panel we’ve put together on immigration reform, Immigration Reform’s Strange Bedfellow’s. I’ll be cheeping and twittering tweets as well.

What I will not be doing is enjoying the 106 degree temperatures and icky Vegas-ness of Vegas. Sigh. The things we do for the greater good.

A Seriously Skewed Worldview Is Not Just A Series of Gaffes

June 11, 2010

The press is primarily obsessed with appearance, with politicians’ performance as opposed to the views they actually hold. Often they confuse crazytown viewpoints with errors of performance–or conflate the two. And that can be dangerous, as journalists fail to get to the bottom of radical political philosophies like that of Rand Paul or newly-minted GOP candidate Sharron Angle. Jonathan Chait explains:

To the political journalist, a gaffe is any impolitic statement. But, of course, Sharron Angle hasn’t committed “rhetorical screw-ups.” She has made numerous expressions of a lunatic worldview.

More here.

Really, Glenn Beck? Rudyard Kipling?

June 10, 2010 — 3 Comments

Then again, it sort of makes sense, in a totally batshit way. The prophet of new American racism and the poet of imperialist racism. Together at last.

Then again, Rudyard Kipling would have taken a dump on Glenn Beck’s new book. At least the poet could write.

Things Things Things Stuff Stuff Stuff

June 10, 2010

Artwork by Brendan Lee Satish Tang

Ryan Call has an amazing piece up on Necessary Fiction today. Loving his weather series, everywhere I see it those pieces.

Did you know? Hitchcock may have made the first recorded “That’s what she said,” reference. In 1929. These are the things the internets are good for.

Jon Stewart mocks the White House Press Corps‘ jockeying over Helen Thomas’s seat. Brilliant.

Speaking of the White House, Politico has a list of the best Presidential swearing of all time.  I love that we have tapes of LBJ talking about his bunghole, balls, and various other parts.

Awesome roundtable discussion on first books, at Hobart.

Those of you that know Roxane Gay (and you should if you don’t) know that she is currently finishing up her dissertation and getting ready to defend it, plus getting ready to move, plus doing a stint at Necessary Fiction as the Writer-in-Residence, plus getting ready for her own first book to be published. So how in the name of all that is holy does she also have time to do all of this? I have a secret wish, everyone. Which is not so secret anymore, I guess. I wish to be as productive as Roxane Gay. Unfortunately, since it seems to be all I can do these days to secure and eat dinner more than an hour before bed, I don’t know that my wish will come true. In the meantime, at least I can enjoy Roxane’s creative output.

Story by Xiaoda Xiao in Guernica

June 9, 2010

Guernica has a wonderful story up by Xiaoda Xiao, former political prisoner in China and author of the excellent The Cave Man.