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We Broke the Planet

June 11, 2010 · 3 Comments

So says one of the commenters here, and so we did.

These are the most comprehensive, revealing, grotesque and heart-sickening photos I’ve seen yet of the oil disaster.

Categories: stuff that sucks

Most of Us Aren’t Like That

June 7, 2010 · Comments Off

Roger Ebert has a beautiful piece up on his blog with his thoughts on the Arizona mural horrorshow and his reflections on growing up with the rest of the country, out of innate racism and into greater understanding towards equality. It’s really lovely, and made me feel a little more hopeful about the situation; it made me feel that these hateful people are a small, small, damaged and sad minority.

I began up above by imagining I was a student in Prescott, Arizona, with my face being painted over. That was easy for me. What I cannot imagine is what it would be like to be one of those people driving past in their cars day after day and screaming hateful things out of the window. How do you get to that place in your life? Were you raised as a racist, or become one on your own? Yes, there was racism involved as my mother let the driver wait outside in the car, but my mother had not evolved past that point at that time. The hard-won social struggles of the 1960s and before have fundamentally altered the feelings most of us breathe, and we have evolved, and that is how America will survive. We are all in this together.

But what about the people in those cars? They don’t breathe that air. They don’t think of the feelings of the kids on the mural. They don’t like those kids in the school. It’s not as if they have reasons. They simply hate. Why would they do that? What have they shut down inside? Why do they resent the rights of others? Our rights must come first before our fears. And our rights are their rights, whoever “they” are.

Read the whole thing here. It’s well worth it.

Categories: history · smart people · stuff that sucks

…and David Markson, too.

June 6, 2010 · 2 Comments

RIP David Markson, one of the best.

I’ve often and often been inspired by this writer who did things his own way and lent legitimacy to the collagist’s way of writing, and who led me to another favorite, Malcolm Lowry. Great interview with Web Conjunctions in 2007, here.

Categories: favorites · smart people · stuff that sucks

Rampant Dickishness On Display by Hurt Locker Producer

May 19, 2010 · Comments Off

Wow. Someone sent a polite letter to the producer of the Hurt Locker (you know, the one who’s suing everyone) boycotting his movies because of his lawsuit. This is the letter of peevish dickishness he got back. I mean, how does it help your case to tell this letter writer you don’t even want him to PAY for your movies?

I’m glad you’re a moron who believes stealing is right. I hope your family and your kids end up in jail one day for stealing so maybe they can be taught the difference. Until then, keep being stupid, you’re doing that very well. And please do not download, rent, or pay for my movies, I actually like smart and more important HONEST people to watch my films.

What an asshat. I hadn’t seen the Hurt Locker yet, and I suppose I eventually would have. But I never will now.

Categories: film · stuff that sucks

Matt Taibbi on Sarah Palin’s Smart Idiot Strategy

May 18, 2010 · Comments Off

She really is a new kind of “politician” (in quotes because is she? Celebritician?). Matt Taibbi explains how she panders to the worst common denominator, probably because she really is part of her target demographic:

Palin has figured out that this is really all you have to do to win elections in this country — flatter middle Americans’ moronic fantasies about themselves. The great thing about flattery is a) you can’t overdo it as hard as you try, and b) it doesn’t pin you down to messy political positions, controversies, things you can be harassed about by Chris Matthews and other press weasels.

It’s basically a risk-free strategy. You get up on stage and you say, “I’m just like all you idiots. And you idiots rock!” People will fall for this stuff. The ingenious part in Sarah Palin’s case is that she probably genuinely believes it.

Taibbi argues that even Dubya never had the same success with these same methods, because he was too used to the high life despite his cowboy image. Palin, on the other hand, really is of the people–her people.

Categories: political idiots · politics · smart people · stuff that sucks

Random Weekend Goodness (with a little bit of suck)

April 18, 2010 · Comments Off

The suck, of course, is the fact that I have the worst cold ever. It feels like someone pumped cement up my nose and let it harden in my sinus cavities. Awesome. And I have to get on a plane and fly tomorrow for work, which is always a superhappygoodtime when you have a cold. Thank god it’s only a two-hour flight. I feel awfully sorry for all the people around me, trapped in an enclosed space with me and my germs.

Have you read the new PANK and Collagist issues up online yet? Because they both kick ass. Top form and top writers in both, as usual. Check them out.

I have been reading Gerald Manley Hopkins again today. Hopkins and I have only one thing in common, as far as I’m aware: a passion for language. Hopkins was such an absolute innovator when it came to use of language in his poetry.  Light years ahead of his peers, really. If only he hadn’t become a priest and had to write every damn poem about god with a capital G. I know, I know, he wouldn’t be Hopkins without the priest thing, and probably his ecstatic love of god filled him the need for that bursting, unrestrained, joyous symphony of sound that he uses so effectively. But I do wish I could read the poems he wrote (and then burned) before he was a priest. I know he strived for a more disciplined form, like Milton. But the poor man–he had to have been a wild, burning spirit way down underneath the robes and flesh and all that.

My growing pile of stuff to read keeps growing, and growing, and yet I keep buying more stuff. Speaking of which, Hoarders: Buried Alive is on tonight. Speaking of which, although I love hoarding shows, it always pisses me off when the organizing specialists they bring in act like the books are just part of the hoarding problem. I mean, sometimes, sure, they clearly are. But these are books! You don’t need to get rid of your books! I am the first person to give or throw things away (we just did a major purge this weekend, in fact) and if Chris and I had to pack up and leave tomorrow for some reason, we would have a car filled with almost nothing but clothes and books. And the beasts, of course. And our electronics. But mostly just books. (And, okay, to be honest, there’s no way we could get all of our books into one car. But how about a very large moving truck? Yes, yes, we could do that.)

Just added to the growing pile: Annalemma (yes!), American Short Fiction (yes!) and Chad Simpson’s new chapbook (yes!) which will be at least a quick read since it is muy pequeno. But oh, so good if the rest is anything like his “Let X” story that was published in Esquire a couple of years ago. Plus it was blurbed by Matt Bell and Scott Garson (who both coincidentally have forthcoming books I have purchased and am waiting for with no little bit of excitement).

Speaking of chapbooks (are these transitions awesome or what today? I have a cold, okay? Pity me and my brain fog.) I finally got around to reading Aaron Burch’s PANK-contest-winning chapbook, and boy is that thing fantastic and solid and full of grace and nuts and bolts and familial feeling and hard-won beauty. Wow. I’m working on a more coherent version of my thoughts on it and will post it someday, but just wanted to say now while it’s fresh that this read was some read.

A kind of neat thing happened to me: I was one of the runners up for the HTML GIANT Many Books Contest. I thought this was pretty cool, since all the writers who won or placed as fellow runners up put me to shame.  I do like the story very much; it’s one of my favorites, so I’m very proud that it got as far as it did. It’s called “For These Humans Who Cannot Fly, ” and it’s going to be published along with the winner and runners’ up stories on a lovely website. So, thanks, kindly folks at HTML GIANT. You all made my weekend snazzy and sunny, despite the fact that I was hacking up a lung. Thanks!

Categories: Books · cool stuff · favorites · history · poetry · stuff that sucks

Thank god this poor girl is 18 so she can get the hell out of her horrible, horrible town.

April 7, 2010 · Comments Off

I’m sure you’ve heard all about this by now, but if not, just know two things: Constance McMillen is a hero, and Fulton, Mississippi must be one of the shittiest places in America to live.

Categories: doing good · politics · stuff that sucks

Things that Displease Me

March 2, 2010 · Comments Off

People who don’t brush their teeth and then stand next to me and yawn on the Metro. Ohmygodjustbrushyourgodamnteethit’snotthathard.

People who saunter into the Metro car as if they had all the time in the world, never mind the line of people behind them frantically trying to get around them before the doors shut.

Old ladies wearing capes or fur coats who stare at your sparkly tights and purse their skinny lips in distaste.

When you tell someone that you write, sometimes, for fun, and they say, “Oh, you should write a book like [insert one of following: Da Vinci Code, any Harry Potter book, any vampire book.]“

People who, when you tell them you write, say, “You get any money for that?” and are immediately dismissive when you say, no, no I do not.

The fact that there are, somehow, still giant mounds of snow on the side streets.

People who hate unions and could not possibly tell you why they hate unions or even what a union does. Except maybe that they knee cap people or something?

People who hate the government and have a government job and pension and health care.

People who ask, “So what do you do,” and they mean for money, not for fun or for not-money.

Big tall assholes in bad suits who stand right in the door of Metro car with their giant legs wide apart and  newspapers all spread out so you have to kind sidle and squeeze past them just to get in before the doors close on you.  And you just know they hate poor people, too.

And we’re not even at tourist season yet. Oh, god.

Categories: stuff that sucks

Sad News at the Start of Fashion Week

February 11, 2010 · Comments Off

Alexander McQueen is dead at age 40. A visionary designer and a terrible loss for the fashion world and for his family.

From the Guardian:

McQueen was a four-time winner of the British designer of the year award as well as the international designer of the year award from the Council of Fashion Designers of America. He was awarded the CBE in 2003.

Categories: fashion · stuff that sucks

You know those days where you feel utterly defeated by everything?

January 29, 2010 · 2 Comments

This is one of them. Yuck.

Categories: stuff that sucks